[NSRCA-discussion] Christmas beginnings

[Jerry Stebbins]

Here's to a Safe and Merry Christmas and a great New Year to all. May the winds be light when you fly, Zeros few,and all landings smooooooth.
Jerry
RC Model Enterprises

And now for the Xmas levity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
> the Tickle Me Elmo 
> toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the
> arms.
> Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory
> and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00
> AM. 
> 
> The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
> Personnel Manager's door. 
> The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant
> about the new employee. 
> He complains that she is incredibly slow and the
> whole line is backing up, 
> putting the entire production line behind schedule.
> The Personnel Manager 
> decides he should see this for himself,& nbsp;so the 2 men
> march down 
> to the factory floor. 
> 
> When they get there the line is so backed up that
> there are Tickle Me Elmo's 
> all over the factory floor and they're really
> beginning to pile up. 
> At the end of the line stands!  Lena surrounded by
> mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of
> plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. 
> 
> The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little
> piece of fabric, wraps it 
> around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
> little package between Elmo's legs. 
> 
> The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. 
> After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
> together and approaches 
> Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to
> keep a straight face, "but I think 
> you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
> yesterday...Your job is to 
> give Elmo two test tickles." 
> 
Ho--Ho---Ho
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