[NSRCA-discussion] Christmas beginnings

[R. LIPRIE]

hahahaha
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Jerry Stebbins 
  To: Discussion -NSRCA 
  Sent: Thursday, December 21, 2006 3:18 PM
  Subject: [NSRCA-discussion] Christmas beginnings


  Here's to a Safe and Merry Christmas and a great New Year to all. May the winds be light when you fly, Zeros few,and all landings smooooooth.
  Jerry
  RC Model Enterprises

  And now for the Xmas levity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
  > the Tickle Me Elmo 
  > toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the
  > arms.
  > Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory
  > and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00
  > AM. 
  > 
  > The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
  > Personnel Manager's door. 
  > The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant
  > about the new employee. 
  > He complains that she is incredibly slow and the
  > whole line is backing up, 
  > putting the entire production line behind schedule.
  > The Personnel Manager 
  > decides he should see this for himself,& nbsp;so the 2 men
  > march down 
  > to the factory floor. 
  > 
  > When they get there the line is so backed up that
  > there are Tickle Me Elmo's 
  > all over the factory floor and they're really
  > beginning to pile up. 
  > At the end of the line stands!  Lena surrounded by
  > mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of
  > plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. 
  > 
  > The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little
  > piece of fabric, wraps it 
  > around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
  > little package between Elmo's legs. 
  > 
  > The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. 
  > After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
  > together and approaches 
  > Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to
  > keep a straight face, "but I think 
  > you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
  > yesterday...Your job is to 
  > give Elmo two test tickles." 
  > 
  Ho--Ho---Ho


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