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style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> There is a factory in <?xml:namespace
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w:st="on">Northern Minnesota</st1:place> which makes<BR>> the Tickle Me Elmo <BR>> toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the<BR>> arms.<BR>> Well, <st1:place
w:st="on">Lena</st1:place> is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory<BR>> and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00<BR>> AM. <BR>> <BR>> The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the<BR>> Personnel Manager's door. <BR>> The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant<BR>> about the new employee. <BR>> He complains that she is incredibly slow and the<BR>> whole line is backing up, <BR>> putting the entire production line behind schedule.<BR>> The Personnel Manager <BR>> decides he should see this for himself,&
nbsp;so the 2 men<BR>> march down <BR>> to the factory floor. <BR>> <BR>> When they get there the line is so backed up that<BR>> there are Tickle Me Elmo's <BR>> all over the factory floor and they're really<BR>> beginning to pile up. <BR>> At the end of the line stands! <st1:place
w:st="on">Lena</st1:place> surrounded by<BR>> mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of<BR>> plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. <BR>> <BR>> The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little<BR>> piece of fabric, wraps it <BR>> around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the<BR>> little package between Elmo's legs. <BR>> <BR>> The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. <BR>> After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself<BR>> together and approaches <BR>> <st1:place
w:st="on">Lena</st1:place>. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to<BR>> keep a straight face, "but I think <BR>> you misunderstood the instructions I gave you<BR>> yesterday...Your job is to <BR>> give Elmo two test tickles." <BR>> <BR>Ho--Ho---Ho</SPAN></FONT></DIV></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>