Off Topic - Southern

[Rcmaster199 at aol.com]

Man this is taking on the air of the 12 acts of Hercules, one of which  
required his cleaning out the Royal Stables overnight. No problem: he re-routed  
the river through the stables and won the bet he made with Zeus.
 
Must be a slow pattern week LOL
 
MattK
 
In a message dated 2/23/2005 5:59:31 PM Eastern Standard Time,  
pbrine at uoguelph.ca writes:

I heard  of a variation of this being used some years ago when I worked for a
seed  company.

A farmer dealer was hosting an evening BBQ meeting in his  drive shed/shop and
they needed to clean the place out.  He was also a  pilot and used one end of
the shed as the hanger for his Cessna 172.   After picking up the larger 
objects
they opened up all the doors and  started up the 172 while a couple of guys 
used
shop vacs to stir up the  dust.  Problem solved, shed clean, 172 warmed up so
lets go  flying.  I didn't get there until too late :(

Paul

Quoting  Jim Ivey <jivey61 at bellsouth.net>:

>  Mike
>   I've been in your shop and I bet yours is cleaner than mine.  When I  
clean I
> use a vacuum cleaner as a blower,put on a mask and turn on the  squirrel 
cage
> blower in the window. I stir up all the dust I can find  and stand there
> blowing until the shop air is clear.
> Works for  me
>
> jim Ivey
> >
> > From: "Mike Hester"  <kerlock at comcast.net>
> > Date: 2005/02/22 Tue PM 10:05:58  EST
> > To: <discussion at nsrca.org>
> > Subject: Re:  Off Topic - Southern
> >
> > hey hey hey now, I have ALL my  teeth!!!
> >
> > However I plead guilty to a service station  bathroom being cleaner than 
my
> shop right now......
>  >
> > -Mike
> >
> >   ----- Original  Message -----
> >   From: Bob Pastorello
>  >   To: discussion at nsrca.org
> >   Sent:  Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:40 PM
> >   Subject: Re: Off  Topic - Southern
> >
> >
> >   I thought  it was "Mike"
> >
> >   Bob Pastorello
>  >   NSRCA 199  AMA 46373
> >    rcaerobob at cox.net
> >   www.rcaerobats.net
>  >
> >
> >     ----- Original Message  -----
> >     From: Cameron Smith
> >   To: discussion at nsrca.org
> >     Sent:  Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:30 PM
> >     Subject:  RE: Off Topic - Southern
> >
> >
> >   HEY!! Quit talking bout my buddie JIM!
> >
>  >
> >
> >     -----Original  Message-----
> >     From:  discussion-request at nsrca.org
> [mailto:discussion-request at nsrca.org] On  Behalf Of Bob Pastorello
> >     Sent: Tuesday,  February 22, 2005 5:57 PM
> >     To: NSRCA
>  >     Subject: Off Topic - Southern
> >
>  >
> >
> >     I'll probably get shot for  this, but it's worth it!!!!  (Soon to be
> appearing on my  website)
> >
> >
> >
> >   REDNECKS
> >
> >     You're An  EXTREME Redneck When
> >
> >      1.   You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
> front  of her kids.
> >
> >      2.  The Blue  Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on
> how much gas is  in it.
> >
> >      3.  You've been  married three times and still have the same in-laws.
> >
>  >      4.  You think a woman who is "out of your  league" bowls on a 
different
> night.
> >
> >   5.  You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so  clean.
> >
> >      6.  Someone in your  family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, 
watch
> this.."
>  >
> >      7.  You think Dom Perignon is a  Mafia leader.
> >
> >      8.  Your  wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan
> >
> >   9.  Your junior prom offered day care.
> >
>  >      10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled  Banner" are
> "Gentlemen, start your engines."
> >
>  >      11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house  exploded right 
off
> its wheels.
> >
> >     12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than  your
> spouse.
> >
> >      13. You  have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
> >
>  >      14. One of your kids was born on a pool  table.
> >
> >      15. You need one more  hole punched in your card to get a freebie at
> the House of  Tattoos.
> >
> >      16. You can't get  married to your sweetheart because there's a law
> against it.
>  >
> >      17. You think loading the dishwasher  means getting your wife drunk
> >
> >
> >   Bob Pastorello
> >     NSRCA 199   AMA 46373
> >     rcaerobob at cox.net
> >   www.rcaerobats.net


 
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