Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women

[Richard Strickland]

This is old--but I thought I'd pass it along.  BTW, did anyone see the Helio
>From Hell in EAA's Sport Aviation with the Hummer knobbies and a Voodoo nose
wheel?  What a potential Scale project!

Richard

 Subject:  Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
>
>     * Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.
>     * Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
>     * Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go"
>     * Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
>     * Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
>     * Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
>     * Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
>     * Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown
>       before.
>     * Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
>     * Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
>     * Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
>     * Airplanes expect to be tied down.
>     * Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
>     * Airplanes don't whine unless something is really, really wrong.
>     * However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually
>       not good
>
>

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