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<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Arthur
(Harley)Davidson, died and went to heaven.</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
you've been such a</SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">good man and your motorcycles have changed
the world, your</SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><?xml:namespace
prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office"
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<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">reward is,
you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><BR><BR></SPAN><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Arthur
thought about it for a minute and </SPAN></STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">then
said, "I want to hang out with God."</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room
and introduced </SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">him to
God. God recognized Arthur and commented, </SPAN></STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Okay,
so you were the one who invented the Harley </SPAN></STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Davidson
motorcycle?" </SPAN></STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Arthur
said,"Yep, that's me." </SPAN></STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">God
said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">something that's pretty unstable, makes
noise </SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">and
pollution and can't run without a road?"</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but
finally he said, </SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Excuse
me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?" </SPAN></STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">God
said, "Yes." </SPAN></STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Well,"
said Arthur, "professional to professional, you </SPAN></STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">have
some major design flaws in your invention:</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> 1. There's too much inconsistency in
the front-end protrusions;</SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> 2. It chatters constantly at
high speeds;</SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> 3. Most of the rear ends are
too soft and wobble too much;</SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> 4. The intake is placed way too
close to the exhaust;</SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> 5. And the maintenance costs
are enormous!"</SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Hmmm, you have some good points there,"
replied God, </SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">"hold
on." God went to His Celestial super computer, </SPAN></STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">typed in
a few words and waited for the results. The </SPAN></STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">computer
printed out a slip of paper and God read it.</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Well, it may be true that my invention is
flawed," </SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">God said
to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, </SPAN></STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #182015; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">more men
are riding my invention than yours."</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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