[NSRCA-discussion] Diet that works! It will have you fit in no time

[Adrien L Terrenoire]

I don't like to forward things, but this is just too funny!!

Terry T.
 
> >A DIET PLAN THAT REALLY WORKS
> >
> >A guy calls a company and orders  their 5-day, 10 lb. Weight loss 
> >program.
> >The next day, there's a knock on the  door and there stands before 
> >him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe  dressed in nothing but 
> >a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.  She 
> >introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. 
> >The sign  reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a 
> >second thought, he  takes off after her.  A few miles later, huffing 
> >and puffing, he finally  catches her and has his way with her. The 
> >same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. 
> >On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is  delighted to find he has 
> >lost 10 lb. As promised.
> >
> >He then calls the company  and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. 
> >The next day there's a knock at the  door and there stands the most 
> >stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen  in his life. She is 
> >wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around  her neck 
> >that reads: "If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the 
> >door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it 
> >takes him a while  to catch her; but when he does, it's definitely 
> >worth every muscle cramp and  wheeze, so for the next four days, the 
> >same routine happens. Much to his  delight, on the fifth day he 
> >weighs himself only to discover that he has lost  another 20 lb. As
promised.
> >
> >He decides to go for  broke and calls the company to order the 
> >7-day/50 pound Program. "Are you  sure?" asks the representative on 
> >the phone, "This is our most rigorous  program." "Absolutely," he 
> >replies," I haven't felt this good in years."
> >
> >The next day there's a  knock at the door; and when he opens it he 
> >finds this huge, muscular, 7 ft man  standing there, wearing nothing 
> >but pink running shoes and a sign around his  neck that read:  "I'm 
> >Dave. If I catch you, you're mine.."