[NSRCA-discussion] A+ Math Exam

[Jay Marshall]

Speaking of boys,

The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas:


Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding): 


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4
inches deep. 

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite. 

3.) An 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant. 

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a
superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to
spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. 
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long
way. 

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late. 

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke -- lots of it. 

9.) A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies. 

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a
4-year old boy. 

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence. 

12.) Super glue is forever. 

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water. 

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB&J" sandwiches even though the TV
commercials show they do. 

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes 

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens. 

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response. 

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy. 

22.) The spin cycle on the washing machine will, however, make
cats dizzy. 

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 

24.) 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid. 

25.) 80% of women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kid. 

a.) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical. 

b.) For those who already have children past this age, this is
hilarious. 

c.) For those who have children this age, this is not funny. 

d.) For those of you who have children nearing this age, this is a
warning. 

e.) For those of you who have not yet had children, this is birth
control




-----Original Message-----
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[mailto:nsrca-discussion-bounces at lists.nsrca.org] On Behalf Of Dean Pappas
Sent: Friday, January 27, 2006 1:12 PM
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I wonder if I can use this problem to help my son with his pre-Algebra
homework?


Dean Pappas
Sr. Design Engineer
Kodeos Communications
111 Corporate Blvd.
South Plainfield, N.J. 07080
(908) 222-7817 phone
(908) 222-2392 fax
d.pappas at kodeos.com


-----Original Message-----
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[mailto:nsrca-discussion-bounces at lists.nsrca.org]On Behalf Of Michael
Laggis
Sent: Friday, January 27, 2006 1:00 PM
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Subject: [NSRCA-discussion] A+ Math Exam


One of the guys at work was passing this around.  It made me chuckle and I
had to pass it on.


1: To find a woman you need time and money, therefore:

	WOMAN = Time x Money

2: "Time is Money" so

	Time = Money

3: Therefore

	Woman = Money x  Money
		
Woman = Money?

4: "Money is the root of all Problems"

	Money =  v Problems

5: Therefore

	Women = (vProblems)?
	v and ? cancel each other out, So:

	Women = Problems




Michael Laggis


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