A Lighter Moment....LONG

[Gene Maurice]

So, Bob when did you get the 4x4 duelly???? Hope yer hand gets better!!!

 

Gene Maurice

gene.maurice at comcast.net

Plano, TX

NSRCA 877

AMA 3408

 

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From: discussion-request at nsrca.org [mailto:discussion-request at nsrca.org] On
Behalf Of Bob Pastorello
Sent: Friday, January 07, 2005 1:31 PM
To: NSRCA
Subject: A Lighter Moment....LONG

 

Laughs are free... here's a pattern story...

 

    So picture this.  Here's Joe-Bob Redneck Pattern Pilot.  A flyable day
seems in the works.  Sunshine, great weather, spare 12 pack in the cooler,
recently-repaired GoFaster190 finally RTF after the last outing.  (A
different tale, relates to starting engines in the back of the truck)

    Joe-Bob gathers everything carefully.... loads the truck, gets all the
stuff he needs.  Even remembered the TRANSMITTER for this trip!! Things are
looking good!!

    Joe-Bob's mistress/concubine/other hollers at him as he prepares to
leave, "Joe-Bob, you take that &-#($ dawg WITH YOU!!!  I'm not putting up
with him"

    So Joe-Bob, quietly muttering under his breath various compliments about
the ancestry of his other, proceeds to find Rowlf, the killer-Rottweiler
pup.  This pup, known to be a bit unruly, has been actually getting some
"training", and seems to be improving.  Anyway, Joe-Bob gets Rowlf into the
duelly-4x4 with 8 pipes, fires it up, shaking the garage to the foundation.
He smiles.  This is gonna be a GREAT day!!!

    He hits the garage door opener (remember, he's a RedNeck "Pattern"
flier, so he has a MUCH higher standard of living), and proceeds to back
down the drive.

    As the garage door descends, and he turns into the street, he begins to
see Rowlf sort of hopping around in the truck bed, barking, jumping up and
down.  He stops the truck, more worried about the impending damage to the
GoFaster 190 than Rowlf, and goes around to the rear of the truck (now
cursing openly the ancestry of his significant other AND Rowlf).  Screaming,
he gets Rowlf somewhat settled, gets back in the truck and heads on his way.

    A few blocks further his musings about the upcoming flying and beer are
interruptted by loud whelping, barking, howls and thumps coming from the
truck bed.  Now, Joe-Bob is ready to murder Rowlf, as the delays are jus'
gettin' him DOWN.

    He goes again to the rear of the truck, and as he's preparing to give
Rowlf the serious "what-for", he notices, and it FINALLY dawns on him in a
fantastic flash of mental genius....

 

[Are you ready?]

 

 

 

 

        Rowlf still has his "training collar" on.

 

        And it's the kind that continues shocking until you get back within
the training wire boundary.

 

        Joe-Bob turns it off.

 

        Rowlf assaults Joe-Bob severely mangling his "flying hand".

 

        ANOTHER flying day shot to pieces.

 

          Oh well, he still has the 12 pack.

 

 

 

Ya'll have a great day!

I made this story up from a real-life story about a dog-training incident.

Hope it made SOMEONE smile out there in Pattern-land!!


Bob Pastorello
NSRCA 199  AMA 46373
rcaerobob at cox.net
www.rcaerobats.net

 

 

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