It's Southern Oklahoma Day

[Jerry Budd]

There's a difference?

:-D

Jerry

>Good one, Ron, but first time I saw this it was "Texas"...
>
>Bob P.
>>
>>  From: ronclark51 at comcast.net
>>  Date: 2005/02/23 Wed AM 07:51:51 EST
>>  To: discussion at nsrca.org
>>  Subject: It's Southern Oklahoma Day
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>  The owner of a golf course in Oklahoma was confused about paying 
>>an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some 
>>mathematical help.
>>  He called her into office and said, "You graduated from the 
>>University of Oklahoma and I need some help. If I were to give you 
>>$20,000, minus 14%, how Much would you take off? "Everything but my 
>>earrings."  You gotta love those Oklahoma women.
>>  ============================================================
>>  A group of Oklahoma friends went deer hunting and paired off in 
>>two's for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone , 
>>staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's 
>>Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a 
>>couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. 
>>"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they 
>>inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one 
>>is going to steal Henry!
>>  ============================================================
>>  Regarding the year 2000, a senior at Oklahoma was over heard 
>>saying, "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in 
>>Oklahoma." When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 
>>20 years later than the rest of the civilized world.
>>  ============================================================
>>  The young Oklahoman came running into the store and said to his 
>>buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the 
>>parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young 
>>Oklahoman answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
>>  ============================================================
>>  NEWS FLASH! - Oklahoma's worst air disaster occurred when a small 
>>two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Oklahoma 
>>students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and rescue 
>>workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to 
>>climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot 
>>survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
>>  ============================================================
>>  An Oklahoma State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-35. The 
>>trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?
>>  ======================================================
>>  An Oklahoman had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, 
>>and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in fro nt of the car and 
>>one behind it.  Then he got back in the car to wait.  A passerby 
>>studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned 
>>around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. 
>>The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But 
>>what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down 
>>they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! I 
>>never did understand it neither.
>>
>
>Bob Pastorello, El Reno, OK, USA
>rcaerobob at cox.net
>www.rcaerobats.net
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