Off Topic - Southern

[Mike Hester]

HAHAHA!!!!!

I did =)

-M
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: spbyrum 
  To: discussion at nsrca.org 
  Sent: Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:42 PM
  Subject: RE: Off Topic - Southern


  How many noticed Bob unsubscribed right after this post????

   

  Steve Byrum 

  -----Original Message-----
  From: discussion-request at nsrca.org [mailto:discussion-request at nsrca.org] On Behalf Of Cameron Smith
  Sent: Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:31 PM
  To: discussion at nsrca.org
  Subject: RE: Off Topic - Southern

   

  HEY!! Quit talking bout my buddie JIM!

   

  -----Original Message-----
  From: discussion-request at nsrca.org [mailto:discussion-request at nsrca.org] On Behalf Of Bob Pastorello
  Sent: Tuesday, February 22, 2005 5:57 PM
  To: NSRCA
  Subject: Off Topic - Southern

   

  I'll probably get shot for this, but it's worth it!!!!  (Soon to be appearing on my website)

   

  REDNECKS

  You're An EXTREME Redneck When 

   1.  You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 

   2.  The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 

   3.  You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 

   4.  You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 

   5.  You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 

   6.  Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this.." 

   7.  You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 

   8.  Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan 

   9.  Your junior prom offered day care. 

   10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines." 

   11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 

   12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 

   13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 

   14. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 

   15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 

   16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 

   17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk 


  Bob Pastorello
  NSRCA 199  AMA 46373
  rcaerobob at cox.net
  www.rcaerobats.net

   

   
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