Off Topic - Southern

[Cameron Smith]

HEY!! Quit talking bout my buddie JIM!
 
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On Behalf Of Bob Pastorello
Sent: Tuesday, February 22, 2005 5:57 PM
To: NSRCA
Subject: Off Topic - Southern
 
I'll probably get shot for this, but it's worth it!!!!  (Soon to be
appearing on my website)
 
REDNECKS

You're An EXTREME Redneck When 

 1.  You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
front of her kids. 

 2.  The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
much gas is in it. 

 3.  You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 

 4.  You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night. 

 5.  You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 

 6.  Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch
this.." 

 7.  You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 

 8.  Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan 

 9.  Your junior prom offered day care. 

 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are
"Gentlemen, start your engines." 

 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its wheels. 

 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
spouse. 

 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 

 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 

 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House of Tattoos. 

 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it. 

 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk 

Bob Pastorello
NSRCA 199  AMA 46373
rcaerobob at cox.net
www.rcaerobats.net
 
 
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