Why quit pattern? Could be why even start?

[mike mueller]

 Man there's more reasons to not start pattern than there are ones to quit. When you look at it objectively you have to see that this deal is for a very select group to start with. Top 10 reasons to not even attempt pattern.
10). Too many scary and weird nerdy looking dudes.
9). No extra money because the wife decided to pay the rent this month.
8). The planes don't smoke.
7). Lack of buddy boxes at the contests for the drunk guys (Bobby?)
6). It's too judgmental
5). Conflicts with the Nascar races on Sundays
4). Golf 
3). Fishing
2). The kids actually expect you to watch them grow up.
1). Burning 80 gallons a year practicing would hurt the ozone layer.
 

   Hmmm makes you think.

                                                              Mike






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